Showing posts with label general. Show all posts
Showing posts with label general. Show all posts

Friday, November 21, 2008

Michael Crichton R.I.P.

Michael Crichton died at the beginning of the month, and I feel bad that I haven't gotten to it until now. Other than Tolkien and (recently) Orson Scott Card, he's the modern writer I've read the most of. Jurassic Park, Congo, Sphere, and Eaters of the Dead are books I re-read regularly. I can't claim I do this for sparkling prose or thought-provoking narratives – my motive to return to these wells is pure entertainment.


That I am a science fiction geek is no surprise; the fact that I've read most of Crichton's work follows logically. For all of his weaknesses as a writer (and he had his share), he excelled at blending intriguing narratives with technological questions and dilemmas – those most basic "What if?" questions at the heart of good science fiction. Sometimes the premise was simple and primal – what if scientists cloned dinosaurs – while other times he went for a more specific story – what if a society of anciently trained gorillas came head-to-head with a late-twentieth century tech-heavy search party. But at his best, it was always intriguing, and kept me turning the pages.


One of my first memories of a "new" book is from the early nineties, probably March of 1992. My mom had orchestrated me giving my dad the Jurassic Park paperback as a Christmas or birthday gift, though I had barely glanced at the cover before it got wrapped. So a few weeks later, when my dad handed me some book open to a particular page.


"Read this, from here to here," he said.


So I did.


A narrow path wound down the hill. The air was chilly and damp. As they moved lower, the mist around them thinned, and Grant could see the landscape better. It looked, he thought, rather like the Pacific Northwest, the Olympic Peninsula.


"That's right," Regis said. "Primary ecology is deciduous rain forest. Rather different from the vegetation on the mainland, which is more classical rain forest. But this is a microclimate that only occurs at elevation, on the slopes of the northern hills. The majority of the island is tropical."


Down below, they could see the white roofs of large buildings, nestled among the planting. Grant was surprised: the construction was elaborate. They moved lower, out of the mist, and now he could see the full extent of the island, stretching away to the south. As Regis had said, it was mostly covered in tropical forest.


To the south, rising above the palm trees, Grant saw a single trunk with no leaves at all, just a big curving stump. Then the stump moved, and twisted around to face the new arrivals. Grant realized that he was not seeing a tree at all.


He was looking at the graceful, curving neck of an enormous creature, rising fifty feet into the air.


He was looking at a dinosaur.


And then I was hooked.


I read Jurassic Park over three days, reading almost every moment I could, staying up until 3 or 4 in the morning to keep on going. Sure, the story was a survival adventure about dinosaurs, but it also tied into technology and science,; it was hard to imagine a single story tying into more of my interests.


When watching the news with my parents, we heard a report on Hurricane Iniki, which had just hit the Hawaiian island Kaua'i "disrupting the filming of Steven Spielberg's Jurassic Park." My dad and I looked at each other – our favorite director, making the movie of a book about cloning dinosaurs? It's hard to imagine a time before the internet, when we would have had no way of knowing about it, aside from a lucky newscast, but there we were, and we were excited.


We saw the movie as a family – I'll never forget my mom jumping and screaming when a velociraptor stuck its head through the piping in the maintenance shed. Just two weeks after it's June 3, 1993 opening, I took my dad back as a father's gift, just the two of us.1 Clearly, an impression was made.


And so my love affair with Crichton was born; soon, I was reading Disclosure, Rising Sun, Sphere, and Congo. Our copy of Jurassic Park starting falling apart, so I got another one. The Lost World is the first book I remember looking forward to; everything else I was excited about, literarily, was either long since published, or a new find. In this case, I got to anticipate, which was a fun all its own.2


I've read most of his books, some bad, most good. I've studied him in class, watched his movies, and enjoyed his TV shows. He may have been a right-wing nutjob (with his "global warming is a myth" book State of Fear which I have not finished), and he may not have written the greatest prose, but the man had a knack for storytelling, and more than the normal share of imagination. Plus, he was a big time Mac user.


And now I'm speaking of him in the past tense.


Thanks for everything, Mr. Crichton.





  1. Embarassingly, I remember taking him to McDonald's (!) for dinner, and I think he paid for the movie, but hey, it's the thought that counts! []


  2. That this book, as well as the two film sequels, were somewhat disappointing didn't matter; my dad and I saw both of the films together, and found plenty to like in the book (as well as the first sequel). []



Saturday, September 27, 2008

Sometimes Nothing Can Be A Pretty Cool Hand

Boy, I got vision, and the rest of the world wears bifocals.

Sad news today: Paul Newman has passed away.

He was a real movie star... turning in classic performances more consistently than most. An artist in the truest sense of the word.

I never met him, but I almost worked at the Hole in the Wall Camp after graduating from college, and did sit a few rows away from him during a play at Wesleyan.

Many of my generation (and younger) think of him as the "Newman's Own Guy." It's sad that we young'uns caren't as familiart with his performances as we should be... But adding a philanthropic, high quality, and good tasting food company to a filmography like his? I have to ask: Is that such a bad legacy to have?

We should be so lucky.

Enjoy a classic scene, in just about the right mood. It's quiet, so crank up the volume.



'Wait a minute - you didn't see Lefors out there did you?'

'Lefors? No, why?'

'Thank God for that. For a moment there I thought we were in trouble.'

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Already?

Christ, is it really Sunday night already?

More importantly, is it really late September already?

Yikes, time to try and get productive... this is all happening too quickly...

Friday, September 12, 2008

Birthday Revisited

Today, I have been 27 for one month.

And so, a couple of birthday notes.

A big thank you to Brett and Trina, who took me out to Ahi Sushi on the night of Friday the 8th... with pretty much everyone else (and Tracy) out of town, it was a really wonderful birthday dinner.

Birthday Dinner 2


Trina got a saki sampler, including one type served in a wooden box. Who knew?

Boxed Saki


Kevin and Sarah got me a wonderful lasagna pan and makings; he talked these guys up earlier in the year, and I was excited to check it out.

Birthday Present


I have since made the recipe it came with, a chicken/tomato lasagna. No sauce, lots of cheese – including smoked gouda. It was awesome, and I substituted chicken sausage for some of the chicken.

Tracy, although out of town, grabbed me a snazzy new suitcase. The old one tipped over and was, well, old, so I was pretty psyched. Plus, it's orange, and that makes me happy.

I got some wonderful books from my parents, and the new Bowdoinham T-shirt. My grandparents sent me a wonderful card and a check. Tracy's folks got me a book, as well as some homemade Gak, which was fun.

I flew out of LA on my birthday proper, taking the redeye home to Maine. Will was kind enough to give me a ride, getting me there right on time. Waiting for the plane, I completed the following in about 40 minutes.

Birthday Crossword


Made me feel good before getting on an 8-hour flying adventure.

The following morning, my dad picked me up, ready with Standard Baking morning rolls – possibly the greatest thing in the world. With some cupcakes from Two Fat Cats for dessert, we had a nice quiet post-birthday dinner, just my mom, my dad, and me.

The next day, the 14th, we had a big barbeque to celebrate no juts my birthday, but being in town, and John's being in town for a vacation from Guatemala. The Fisher-Baums came over, Jim and Cynthia, Tracy's folks, the Englers (including brother Dan), my bro, sis, and nephew, the Barry's, we all got together, ate some great food (including Hutson-style grilled burgers), ran out of the rain, made hand-cranked ice cream, and enjoyed some more Fat Cats cake.

All in all, it was a wonderful birthday. Over the course of a few days, I got to connect, one way or another, with most of the people I love, and I had a good time all the way through. So thanks to everyone who helped ring in 27 years with me.

Until next August!

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Still Here

No, I don't just mean myself, I'm talking about all of us.

So I guess that means that last night's inaugural proton circuits on the Large Hadron Collider at CERN didn't create a black hole and destroy the Earth.

So much for the "Doomsday Machine" some people were afraid of.

Although, so far, no collisions have occured; they've sent proton beams in both directions, but not simultaneously. So we may still yet wake up to find ourselves sucked into a black hole that popped up in Switzerland. Or worse, as this article points out:

Besides, the random nature of quantum physics means that there is always a minuscule, but nonzero, chance of anything occurring, including that the new collider could spit out man-eating dragons.


Remember, kids, science is scary, scientists are amoral, and the Devil will use it to blow up the world, or at the very least, unleash dragons. So we need Sarah Palin and John McCain – in that order! – to protect us!
</sarcasm>

On that note, these poll results (courtesy of Pharyngula) show the kind of numbers that would make Karl Rove smile; between the extreme and wooden-headed anti-science fiscal reasoning in the top response, to the Christian fundamentalist lunacy of the next top two answers, the far-right Republican demographic is almost fully represented.

Sigh.

Monday, August 25, 2008

Yikes x3


  • The live feed from Britney Spears' mic during live performances illustrates not only why she lip-syncs at shows, but also the sheer talent (and computing power) of modern music mixers.



  • Another blog featuring embarassing photo trends from decades gone by - now including the '90's! My personal favorite is here, and I had this picture taken of myself.



  • Naomi Klein on the Beijing Olympics:

    When Beijing was awarded the games seven years ago, the theory was that international scrutiny would force China's government to grant more rights and freedom to its people. Instead, the Olympics have opened up a backdoor for the regime to massively upgrade its systems of population control and repression. And remember when Western companies used to claim that by doing business in China, they were actually spreading freedom and democracy? We are now seeing the reverse: investment in surveillance and censorship gear is helping Beijing to actively repress a new generation of activists before it has the chance to network into a mass movement.



Yikes.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

August 12

Today, I am 27. I'm feeling more than a bit old. I'm at the point where a birthday isn't that big of a deal; and, during the course of the year, I often forget just how old I am. 26, 27, something like that?

Did you know that on the exact day of my birth, IBM released the very first PC? Or that 882 years before that day in 1981, the First Crusade ended? That on August 12, 1883, the last quagga died, that on August 12, 1908 the prototype Model T was built, that on August 12, 1977 the Space Shuttle Enterprise took its first free flight, or that on August 12, 1990, Sue the Tyrannosaurus rex was discovered?

See all that, and even more, here.

It's been a good birthday so far, and even though I'm about to jump on a red eye, it's a red eye to Maine, which makes it all worth it. It's unfortunate that the day before my birthday, our president had to go and be an asshole, again, but them's the breaks. Nobody got me this (at least not yet), but I am consoled to think that nobody has been gifted with that.

Here's a house, Clingstone, that I would love to live in; reminds me of the Barnacle, done with elegance. The New York times wrote about it the other day.

But this, right here, is my real dream home. Tracy probably won't let me make us live in this, but I fully intend on building a hobbit office once we settle down. I don't know how best to do it, my building skills are may not be that great, but it will be mine, oh yes, it will be mine.

Time to go – I have a flight to make. I'll leave you with something that shouldn't, by any means, work at all, but ends up being almost sublime.

Enjoy.

Happy birthday.

Saturday, August 02, 2008

"Tell It To Me In Star Wars"

Brilliant explanation of the Uncanny Valley.

Here's Wikipedia with a little more.

Thursday, July 31, 2008

Speaking of Law School

This sounds like good advice to me, and passionately given at that – even the policeman agrees, and good-naturedly. Care to weigh in, future lawyers?

As an aside, this guy is the kind of professor a student dreams of – he cares so much he can't even slow down. Love it.

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Fortune & Glory

Well, it's time.

Several months of trailers and TV spots, subway poster plastering and internet reviews, and I haven't seen a one of 'em. The two screenings of Iron Man I saw both had the Indy trailer loud and large, but thanks to my thick fingers, all I heard was the muffled refrain of "The Raider's March" and saw not a thing. I've seen the title card flash by on my DVR once or twice, but that's not so bad.

I made it.

Today has been a hectic one – work has been wildly busy, the kind where a million little things keep popping up before you finish the old ones. Ugh. Plus, try coordinating 26 people all attending the same Indy screening tonight. It's a big list, and a bit of a logistical challenge.

But it's all worth it.

So I'm off, first to get the tickets printed, then off to a bar for a much-needed beer. Or two. Or... well, we'll see.

And then, well, you know the rest.

Fortune and glory, kid. Fortune and glory.

See you on the other side...

Saturday, May 17, 2008

Californian Gay Marriage Ban Overturned

Not always, but sometimes, I am proud to live in California.

As I understand it, this ruling specifically overrules California legislation excluding same-sex couples from eligibility for marriage licenses, claiming marriage and the legal creation of a family is a [California] constitutional right. So, any same-sex couple can be married by the state, while religious groups are free to deny marriage for dogmatic reasons. Kevin and others, feel free to weigh in a correct me if I've got some of this wrong.

It's important to point out that of the seven judges who made this ruling (with a split of 4-3), six were appointed by Republican governors.

Sometimes, a good idea is just a good idea.

While this is a big step, it isn't big enough; not only does this just apply to California, and not the nation, but even statewide there is a disparity between the rights of heterosexual and homosexual couples.

But every step forward is a good thing, and cause to be glad.

Just for fun, some responses:

Governor Schwarzenegger's response:

I respect the Court's decision and as Governor, I will uphold its ruling. Also, as I have said in the past, I will not support an amendment to the constitution that would overturn this state Supreme Court ruling.


President Bush's response (via Press Secretary Dana Perino):
President Bush has always believed marriage is a sacred institution between a man and a woman. Today's decision by the California Supreme Court illustrates that a federal constitutional amendment is the best way for the people to decide what marriage means.


The LA Times has a collection of extracts from numerous figures.

Salon.com takes a look at the judicial press release, plus a release from conservative activist group "Concerned Women for America."

Lastly, the presidential hopefuls for this coming election.

Thursday, May 01, 2008

Which Sport Are We Playing?

Will's been posting about the Wizards pretty much nonstop over the last week or two, and last night's comments struck home :

But the Wizards won, Caron made a SICK shot and they'll be playing Friday night! Can't wait... (not like I'm actually hoping they win or anything... hope... is the worst thing a Wizards fan can ever have.)

Funny, he sounds exactly like a Red Socks fan...

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Salvage on the High Seas

I read a couple of amazing stories this past week, but none was so preposterously cinematic as the true story of the team of specialists called in to save a capsized freighter in the north Pacific. High Tech Cowboys of the Deep Seas: The Race to Save the Cougar Ace, a Wired article by Joshua Davis, follows the group from Titan Salvage on their real-life adventure:

Right now, it doesn't really matter how it happened. What matters is that the Cougar Ace has become a multimillion-dollar ghost ship drifting toward the rocky shoals of the Aleutian Islands. What's worse, according to the crew, the ship is taking on water. The Coast Guard alone doesn't have the capability or expertise to handle this kind of emergency, and officials fear that the ship will sink or break up on shore. Either way, the cars would be lost, and the 176,366 gallons of fuel in the ship's tanks would threaten the area's wildlife and fishing grounds. Mazda, Mitsui, and their insurers would take a massive hit.


The article is long, but gripping, and will obviously be made into a movie. It reads like a pitch for a film – not in the cheesy, "wouldn't-this-be-a-cool-movie-Hollywood-wink-wink-nudge-nudge" Tom Clancy way, but in the "this-happens-in-real-life-OMFG" way. Corporations, the environment, and individual lives could all be destroyed if they fail. There's a finite amount of time to accomplish their goals. The conflict and setting are high concept and exciting. And the guys who make up the team are the stuff of Jerry Bruckheimer's wet dreams:

They're a motley mix: American, British, Swedish, Panamanian. Each has a specialty — deep-sea diving, computer modeling, underwater welding, big-engine repair. And then there's Habib, the guy who regularly helicopters onto the deck of a sinking ship, greets whatever crew is left, and takes command of the stricken vessel.


And did I mention that the team leader, Senior Salvage Master Rich Habib, not only has an unlimited master's license, but he looks like an adventure hero, an "Indiana Jones" of the water. He reminds me of Jammer from The Abyss.

All of my talk regarding this story-as-film is to show what an incredible read it is. We forget, sometimes, just how extreme real-life adventures can be. The stakes are high, lives are lost, technology can be mixed with elbow grease and physical feats of wonder. And occasionally, reality has down-beat and mildly ironic triumphs.

Check it out.

[c/o kottke]

Saturday, April 12, 2008

Long Week

Taxes done, Universal and HBO projects (partially) delivered, switch to PC Avid systems (mostly) complete, bay painting finished, online schedule planned, bills paid, Galactica watched, kitchen cleaned.

Phew!

Time to take a little break and head to Vegas for the weekend, play some cards, see Kevin and Sarah (again!!), go out with Will, Tracy, and the afore-mentioned two, and do things with friends I don't often have a chance to.

It may not be my scene, but it's time to get out of town for a few days.

Plus, when we get back, Bear McCreary does the music of Battlestar at the Roxy...

Enjoy your weekends everyone!

Sunday, April 06, 2008

Charlton Heston, RIP [Updated]

Tonight, Charlton Heston died at age 84.

Despite extreme-right-wing political views that make me cringe, Heston starred in a lot of treasured movies from my childhood – Planet of the apes (obviously), Ben-Hur, The Ten Commandments, The Omega Man, The Three (and Four) Musketeers, True Lies... and later in life, I discovered Touch of Evil and Soylent Green (which, despite the now-comedic ending, is actually a funky little film).

In the coming days, keep your eyes peeled for too many jokes about Heston's famous "from my cold, dead hands" line (regarding gun laws in the US).

I choose to respectfully decline that gag, and instead call attention to his credits from 1997 - 1998, where he was credited in six different films as "Narrator" ("Actor" entries #11 - 15, and "self" entry #45). Well done.

He may have been crazy, but he leaves behind a collection of performances I'll be watching the rest of my life. In a lot of ways, he was my first view of "Old Hollywood," an era even farther away now that he's passed.

Bon voyage.





[Update]

I found this great tribute Richard Dreyfuss wrote back in August of 2002, when Heston announced that he had Alzheimer's disease. A wonderful piece, and sadly relevant today.

Thursday, April 03, 2008

iTunes For The Win

Big news; Ars Technica is reporting that Apple is the number one music retailer in the United States:


The news was announced in an e-mail sent this afternoon to some Apple employees, a copy of which was seen by Ars Technica. It includes a screenshot of an Excel file showing the top ten music retailers in the US for January 2008, and Apple is at the top of the list. The iTunes Store leads the pack with 19 percent, Wal-Mart (which includes the brick-and-mortar stores as well as its online properties) is second with 15 percent, and Best Buy is third with 13 percent. Amazon is a distant fourth at 6 percent, trailed by the likes of Borders, Circuit City, and Barnes & Noble. Rhapsody is in the tenth slot with 1 percent.


Wow. Take a look at those numbers – for every five songs sold nationally, one is bought on iTunes. Not bad for a store that didn't exist five years ago.

To my mind, this just goes to show how the old media business models are in upheaval; this is a lead Apple may not be able to keep up in the long term, but the days of the RIAA's hegemony are over. Hollywood faces the same challenges, and the next decade will feature a lot of similar rises and falls before the market figures out a new structure it can support.

Either way, NBC-Universal had better get back on iTunes!

Apple backs the news it up with a press release of their own.

Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Coins From Across The Pond

It's been all over the interwebs today, but the United Kingdom just debuted their new coins today, and they are gorgeous.

This is what good design – of any kind – is all about. Beautiful, unified execution that satisfies both form and function. I ordered a set from the Royal Mint; this is the kind of art I want in my workspace, for a quick glance anytime I need inspiration or refreshment. This design has earned a place next to my Creative Power Bar (thanks Lucian and Marie!) and paintings of Bowdoinham and Monhegan. Hell, if the Apple logo can make you more creative, then why not some cold hard British cash?

One a personal note, I've been playing with some branding design of my own for the last few months (really a continuation of a project dating back to college), and had gravitated towards both heraldic styles and fragmented presentation. That's not to say that my ideas looked like this, but my head has been in some damn similar places. Which is makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Jamie Returns

Jamie took a break from his blog for a while but now he's back and, as usual, perceptive in a way I wish I could (consistently) match:

[on Packrat and World of Warcraft]

Both of these games are insanely popular because they have the balance of monotony and reward down to a science. They pray masterfully on my obsessive tendencies. They deserve to be studied for their resounding success at drawing me and the multitudes like me, hour after hour, deeper down the rabbit hole.

But at their hearts, both games are glorified slot machines. Worse, they're slot machines with the last psychological barrier, the stream of quarters lost one by one, removed. There is no money being wasted, only time, and it's much easier to ignore the minutes falling away because I have, ostensibly, so MANY of them to my name.


Welcome back, friend. We missed you.

Saturday, March 15, 2008

Au Revior

Kevin and Sarah, who had been visiting for the last eight days, left yesterday morning.

So that's definitely a Sad Thing.

We all had a good time with them around; we saw a movie, went to the Getty, had some dinners both out and in, celebrated Tracy's birthday, checked out the Hollywood farmer's market, played the Wii a bit. Kevin edited a family doco he'd shot three and a half years ago; watching that come together, and helping a bit, was pretty exciting. Kevin deserves some hearty congratulations on finishing a project that's been so long in the making. I may not have done any blog posting during their visit, but we showed Sarah Raiders of the Lost Ark for the first time, which was priceless and much more important.

Having out-of-town friends in LA always makes me appreciate the city more; sure, I get self-conscious about some aspects, but I also feel proud and happy about others. For better or for worse, this is my city right now, and I like to show it off.

I discovered that Kevin has a blog, just as he discovered that I have one. One more link to add to the roll.

Kevin and Sarah are good people; Tracy and I both wish they lived near us with a stronger day-to-day presence in our lives. Which is not to say that we don't have other good people living in Los Angeles, because we do, just as we have other good friends who are afar. Still, though, Kevin and Sarah were fully present for a week, just as John was in Hawaii, and now we miss them.

With the house to ourselves, I can spread my junk around again, and go into the office at any time and not feel like I am intruding (or waking our guests up). I have my computer back, now that Kevin isn't editing on it. I can walk around in my underwear if I want to. Our apartment isn't huge, and there's more breathing room now.

But, for all of that, it also feels a little empty now. And we're the poorer for it.

The Ides of March

I enjoyed writing a little calendar-related history for Bissextile Day; so, just for fun, here's some more. This research was quick and dirty, with some heavy Wikipedia-related info, so I could very likely have some of this wrong.

My inspiration? Beware the Ides of March.

The Ides of March is March 15th, with Ides being the Roman term for the middle day of the month. Meaning "half-division" in Latin, you can plainly see what is being divided in half.

Several dictionaries I consulted list Ides as a plural noun, yet when used in a sentence it is not treated as one; ie, "The Ides of March has come." Some dictionaries point out that it can use either a singular or plural verb form, but most usages I found are all singular. Go figure.

Having a special name for the middle day of the month may seem strange, but remember, we're the culture that uses the term "Weekend." BesIdes, looking at the Roman calendar system, you quickly see why it was important.

In modern English, every day of the month is named. The 1st, the 3rd, the 25th. You can imagine our naming scheme to be abbreviated versions of "The X day of the month Y." The numbers are determined by counting up from the start of the month, starting with day one. A simple system, easily adapted to any length of month.

The Roman system had specific names for only three days per month. The first day of a month was the Kalends, which, as you may suspect, is the ancestor of the modern word calendar. Being the first day, its monthly position was invariable. The next two, with shades of the pre-Julian system, came at different points dependent on which month they were in. The Nones was either the fifth or seventh day, and the Ides fell either on the thirteenth or fifteenth.

Why? It all goes back to the origin of months, the Moon. Assuming a month begins with a new moon, this system makes sense: the Kalends is the day of the new moon, the Nones is the day of the half-moon, and the Ides is the day of the full moon.1 However, as the solar and lunar cycles drift slightly apart, reconciling the two perfectly ends up impossible, and half-measures just get messy.

With just three "named" days to reckon with, the Roman calendar system was, to modern eyes, a total mess. They counted down to the next "named" day. So, the 2nd of March would be the VI ante diem Nones Martius, or "six days before the Nones of March." Wait, you say, six plus two is eight, not seven! True enough, but because it wasn't already confusing enough, the Romans counted inclusively, including the target day.

In another odd twist, this meant that fully half a month was names as "X" days before the following month.

To further confuse, there were three "secondary" days, to the Kalends', Nones', and Ides' "primary" status: the pridie, or "day before." Each of the three primary days had a pridie, leaving the last day of January as the pridie Kalends Februarius, behaving much like the modern "Christmas Eve."

As an outsider looking in, the Romans seem to have really loved their math. Or maybe it's just that they loved to show off their math skills. Regardless, they seem to have gone out of their way to make counting amd keeping track of days, months, years, and numbers in general as difficult as was humanly possible.



[1 - The Romans were clearly an optimisitic people, as they only counted half-full moons, and not half empty-ones. Nyuck nyuck nyuck.]