Monday, January 14, 2008

1960's: Do Not Use

In 11th grade, my AP US History class made a video documentary (almost two hours long!) about the 1960's. The song we used to introduce the Vietnam War?

Buffalo Springfield's "For What It's Worth."

Says Neil Genzlinger, from the New York Times:

Its instantly recognizable two-note opening rings like an alarm bell for the viewer: “Warning: Regurgitation of a lot of stuff you already know ahead.”


Goddamn it, he's right. We were in high school, but what's your excuse, Mr. Brokaw?

Friday, January 11, 2008

Night Shift Causes Cancer

From CBS News:

...Scientists suspect that overnight work is dangerous because it disrupts the circadian rhythm, the body's biological clock. The hormone melatonin, which can suppress tumor development, is normally produced at night.

I hope my two years of this didn't take the same two years off of the end of my life. Plus, I flip-flopped my share at the end, which is apparently worse.

The New Words of 2007

Grant Barrett put together a nice write-up on words that were cemented into the vernacular last year.

Although many were not first said or written in 2007, they are nonetheless the tattoos, scars and medals that differentiate this year from any other.

Sad reality of my life? I've used the word "mobisode" professionally for over two years now.

Sigh.

A Couple of Cool Videos

Here're a few internet finds from the past week or so:



Say what?



That's some great machinima; I especially love the hand wave at the start, and the arm raise that cuts to air guitars for the first chorus. Also, it's a cool ass song.



This is the kind of thing you wouldn't believe if someone told you. Watch the whole thing, it's incredible.



I really love the quality of their moving timelapse; they probably just did wide-angle photography, and then created the camera move in a computer by zooming in and moving the frame, but it still looks damn cool.


Lastly, click here to catch a (brief) glimpse of the new Henry Selick film of Neil Gaiman's Coraline. I read the book over the holiday and loved it; it was kind of like "House of Leaves" for kids. So I look forward to this 3-D film, which is also boasting a killer cast. Except for... Terry Hatcher?!

Dumbass

It's hard to believe anyone can take this seriously; every few years, Northern Maine starts talking about secession, but that makes a lot more sense, and also has the merit of having become almost traditional. When the loggers and farmers say their interests are different from those of the tourism/vacation industry, I get it, even though I disagree. But when the mayor of a town that relies on tourism starts complaining about supporting our northern friends, that's just plain stupid.

"The state of Maine needs South Portland more than South Portland needs the state of Maine," Soule said in his inaugural address to about 35 people in the council chambers.

If your inaugural address is to 35 people, maybe you should settle down a bit.

Quickly

I got really frustrated with the love that 28 Weeks Later got this summer. Other than an intense and startling opening ten minutes, I found it be one of the dullest and most unoriginal movies of the summer. Incredibly disappointing.

So it makes me happy to see other, more famous and respected people rip into it— see #7.

Long Live Neill Cumpston

"Neill Cumpston" submits early movie reviews to Ain't It Cool News every so often, and they are pretty much always damned hilarious. There are a lot of rumors that he may, in fact, be Patton Oswalt, who is himself pretty much always damned hilarious, so hey, there may be some truth here.

Not that it matters since, in the end, his reviews rock.

Digging through the AICN archives, I found a few exemplary submissions from years recent and long past:


Well worth checking out; better irony (and enthusiasm!) in film criticism is hard to find.

Monday, January 07, 2008

Enchanted

I intended to write about Disney's Enchanted when I saw it a while back, but, as is so often the case, I found myself distracted.

So here are the two (and a half?) most salient of my thoughts on the matter:


  • Amy Adams just may be the cutest person ever. Seriously. The movie works because of her. Well, her and the fact that...

  • James Marsden is the man. We thought he was wooden in the X-Men films, but it turns out the man is incredible.

    • Corollary to the above: Some day, James Marsden will get the girl,* and when he does, I'll be there.**



[* I know he sometimes ends up with a girl, or that the girl stays with him, but he's always playing second fiddle to some other man. So yes, I mean it when I say that he'll get the girl. ]
[** It looks like that time may come in 27 Dresses, so I guess I have to go and see that now... ]

Godwin's Law

Brilliant.

And true.

No Country

This is a damn fantastic bit of film analysis, taking a look at the end of the Coen Brothers' No Country For Old Men.

Simple ideas, backed up by the text. And I love the concept of a Glass Key ending. My mind starts skipping towards Chinatown just thinking about it...


[c/o Scanners]

Also on Kottke

Goddamn, if Jason Kottke doesn't find the best stuff.

Here're a few highlights from the same post I got the previous Star Wars link from:


At the end of the day, though, I'm just ripping Kottke off as I rattle off his finds, so please, go check out this post, then check out the rest.

Retconned: A New Sith

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This is brilliant, a great look at the deeper ramifications of the Star Wars prequels:
The Millenium Falcon may look like a beat-up old freighter but it can outrun any Imperial ship in normal space or hyperspace, hang in a firefight with a Star Destroyer or outmaneouvre a dozen top-of-the-line TIE fighters. It's a remarkable feat of engineering and must have cost a colossal fortune to build. How does Han come to own a ship like that? He only thinks he does, actually it's Chewie's. Half-way through RotS, we see the Falcon landing at the Senate building on Coruscant. If it's the same ship (which of course it is) then it was the personal transport of one of the senatorial delegations — a much more likely source to commission its design.

This neatly sums up one of my main beefs with Lucas' expanded Star Wars vision, or at least the root of many of my issues: that all his work only contracts this Universe. Everyone important was already important 30 years ago, Anakin made C-3PO, Boba Fett is a clone of the guy Clone Troopers are based on, R2-D2 was Anakin's co-pilot like he would later be Luke's, etc. Makes for a whole lot of coincidence and over-familiarity.

Nothing is new or surprising. Freshness is replaced by the quick-to-wear-off flash of recognition. Boring.

Imagine if, instead of Lando, it was Jar Jar Binks in Cloud City. Same effect.

Side note for nit-pickers: Yes, I know that according to extra-cinematic sources, Chewie was a prisoner/slave, and Han rescued him. But we don't see any of that in the films, so really, just forget all about that.


[c/o Kottke]