Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Not April Fools

Kevin sent me another gem today; the first paragraph is a shining example of comedy writing:


A New Zealand man who claimed he was raped by a wombat and that the experience left him speaking with an Australian accent has been found guilty of wasting police time.


As Josh put it, "I don't even know where to start with that."

The date on the byline is March 29.

1 comments:

Kevin Baker said...

I thought this quote was pretty funny: "I’ll retract the rape complaint from the wombat, because he’s pulled out. Apart from speaking Australian now, I’m pretty all right you know. I didn’t hurt my bum at all."

Human motivation is a funny thing...