What Happens In Nippon...

Agent: Brad, buddy, I got a couple'a commercial guys beggin' to score a few hours of face time.

Brad: Hey man, I can't let my audience think I'm a sell out! I need to protect my principles!

Agent: Baby, I hear you! Who do you think I am? These are Japanese commercials!

Brad: Really?

Agent: And we're talking millions!

Brad: Let me get this straight. For a free trip to the Orient, and a fat paycheck, all I've got to do is show up and act goofy? Count me in!


Ladies and gentlemen, behold: what your favorite stars work so very hard to hide from you.

My favorites: Nic Cage, Ah-nold, and Harrison Ford.